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So I decided to attempt some pilates today. I purchased a video, put on my grey yoga pants, pushed the couches to the perimeter of the the room, and pushed play. It was a disaster. I had no dextertiy, and I kept forgetting to breath. My poor positioning caused extreme pain. Basically, I was an elephant. But do you know what's funnier than an elephant-like human in grey yoga pants? Her father looking at the video and saying "What the hell is this platelets thing you bought?"

posted 2003-11-15