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While feeling depressed, my mom looked at me and out of the blue said: "Cunt, pussy, snatchbox, or twat. It doesn't matter. I won't get offended." I'm not sure why she said it, but I erupted in laughter anyways.

One day I'll have to thank my parents for having the ability to change my mood with a sentence.

posted 2003-10-24