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I have two email accounts. I have my professional/school email address. This is the address I use if I have to send something important and revelant. Then I have my ordinary hotmail account. This is the address where I get friends' stories, gross pictures, surveys, travel escapades, and advertisements for hot teen pussy and penis enlargement. The two addresses have remained completely separate until recently.

At the beginning of this school year I had to give my email address to my classmates. Since it was school related, I wrote my professional email on the paper that circulated. Since then, that account has been bombarded with stuff that does not interest me. My classmates send me jokes, links, words of wisdom, and every other thing that people like that forward to the people who really don't give a fuck. And it isn't even offensive?! I want "Smack her snatch with your mammoth johnson" in the subject line. But instead they sent "Just a little something to brighten your day." Furthermore, one of those bastards put me on a mailing list for Urban Night at some club. Every week I get an email inviting me to Urban Night for the cheap drink specials and the beautiful ladies.

This little problem has given me the rage. I hate forwarded jokes and pieces of wisdom in my hotmail account. But when it shows up in my professional account I become maniacal. Next time I'm hitting reply, wrting "FUCK OFF," and hitting send. I'm not that popular as it is, so what harm can it do?

posted 2003-10-12