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I'm sun burnt and bruised. It's been a tough weekend.

Also I've discontinued my healthy lifestyle. Damn. I was doing really good and feeling fantastic and then I couldn't resist the M & M's. They were the best M & M's I had ever eaten. Let me tell you they were way better than any salad or fruit smoothie.

I was healthy for two reasons: 1) I want Dave Gahan to fall in love with me and my hard body, and 2) I ordered a dress online and I was worried it would be too small.

I decided to eat the M & M's for three reasons: 1) I realized I'm dillusional in regards to rock stars falling in love with me, 2) The dress fits, and 3) The M & M's looked too fucking good to resist.

What can I say? I have no will power.

posted 2003-07-29