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Co-worker: At eight thirty in the morning no one ever wants to hear, "I want your head between my legs." And today I heard it.

Me: Was he at least attractive?

Co-worker: No. He was fat and ugly.

Me: Oh too bad. It wouldn't have been so bad if he was attractive.

Co-worker [abruptly]: Actually, Christy, it wouldn't have. Women shouldn't have to take that abuse.

Me [in my mind]: Fuck you and fuck your patronizing tone and learn to laugh.

By the way, this lesson in feminism comes from a girl who is embarassed by the word vagina.

posted 2003-06-29